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NY Times : Greta Thunberg Says It’s ‘Extremely Likely’ That She Had Coronavirus

Well, well, well. Look who just “extremely likely” (as opposed to “moderately likely?”) had a touch of the Corona. None other than Ghastly Greta — the odds-on-favorite to win the next IgNoble Peace Prize. Ya just can’t make this stuff up! —- Actually, they just did.

Given the strategic similarities between CoronaMania and ClimateMania, it was to be expected that the scriptwriters at LHS (Langley Hollywood Studios) would find a way to utilize Gloomy Greta in service of this latest Globalist hoax. With all the pandemic pandemonium flooding the airwaves, the Demon Diva of psychotic Sweden was suddenly being ignored. After all, who’s got time to worry about the climate doomsday of ten years hence when Corona Bogeyman can kill us all, today. But now, Grim Greta the controlled attention whore is relevant again.

From the article:

“Greta Thunberg, the 17-year-old Swedish climate activist, announced on Tuesday that she and her father, Svante, had symptoms of Covid-19 and that while hers were mild, it was “extremely likely” that she had contracted the virus. She used the announcement to urge young people to stay at home, even if they don’t feel sick.”


Climate & Corona — a “twofer!” As the evil-detecting “Church Lady” of old Saturday Night Live fame used to say: “How conveeenient.”

1. “How Dare You!” /// 2 & 3. ClimateMania and CoronaMania — brought to you by the same Globalist script writers who created St. Greta — and for the same reasons.

To adapt to the new “crisis,” Greta’s “Fridays for Future” climate cultists have temporarily taken their weekly protests off the streets and on to social media. Using the Twitter hashtag #ClimateStrikeOnline — the Communist Cult Leader (her Marxist dad, actually) tweeted to her 4 million groupies:

“In a crisis, we change our behavior and adapt to the new circumstances for the greater good of society. We must unite behind experts and science. This of course goes for all crises.”

Eerily reminiscent of “The Junior Spies” from Orwell’s 1984 (a state-sponsored organization of evil little brainwashed bastards who gleefully monitored their parents for improper thinking), child street activists in countries across the world obediently heeded the directive of their 17-year-old Femme Fuhrer of dubious gender — posting images of themselves holding protest signs on social media as they dutifully practiced the “social distancing” that is the norm among normies these days.

(palm to face, shaking head, sighing) — Just stop the world — Mike wants to get off!

1. Thunbergian Theatrics — The joyless, soulless, boyish-looking she-devil has seamlessly woven together climate alarmism with “social distancing.” // 2. Young and stupid climate protesters are filled with self-righteous hatred for us “boomers” for having “destroyed the planet.”  (How dare we!) // 3. Scene from the film “1984” — adapted from George Orwell’s classic novel — The brainwashed Junior Spies were granted the power to torment and terrify any adult suspected of “thought-crime.”

Whether the issue is “gun control” , “human rights” , “the environment” , or “social distancing” — it is truly disgusting to behold how the Ghoulish Globalists always manipulate “the children” to advance the prison-planet agenda of the old international banker men (cough cough) hiding behind the last in a series of ascending curtains. Though many of the kids participating in these “Climate Strikes” may be doing so only to be part of a group or to appease their Communist teachers — millions of our deluded young people have indeed been mind-raped beyond repair with UNESCO‘s Globalist garbage.  — (*United Nations Education Science & Cultural Organization)

In spite of whatever setbacks that the New World Order crime syndicate has been dealt in recent years, this children’s climate movement has very ominous portents (a $10 word for signs of something bad about to happen) for the future of domestic and geo-politics. When Q-Anon’s  “Storm” hits (and we are cautiously optimistic that it will), the climate con-men had better all be rounded up and incarcerated (better still, beaten to death on live TV with sledge hammers) and the school curriculum completely purged of UNESCO’s “Environmental Science” propaganda. Anything less would be akin to pulling out unsightly dandelion tops, without extracting the deep roots.

1. The kids today are more dumbed-down, demoralized and vulnerable than ever before. // 2. Penn State University President Milton Eisenhower (Dwight’s brother & confidante) was a big promoter of UNESCO Fake Education in the 1950’s. This problem has been growing for decades. // 3. The academic roots of Libtard dogma are very deep now. The entire educational system must be mercilessly purged of Marxists and Libtards — and entire courses rewritten.

Boobus Americanus 1: I read in The New York Times today that Greta Thunberg may have extremely likely contracted the Coronvirus.
Boobus Americanus 2: That’s terrible. At her age, it’s extremely likely that she’ll recover without complications.


St. Sugar: I hope sshe friggin’ “extremely likely” diess!!

Editor: Ha ha ha. Me too. But apart from the disease being no worse than a common cold, it is “extremely likely” that her handlers made this all up to get her back in the news. 


2 thoughts on “NY Times : Greta Thunberg Says It’s ‘Extremely Likely’ That She Had Coronavirus

  1. Love that you put up this post from Tomato Bubble/Real History Channel. Mike King is spot on! I certainly enjoy The Crazz files as well, keep up the good work!

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